I work in a small, open plan office. This girl I work with stinks.

She's a nice kid. 19, quite pretty. But she fucking reeks of shit. Actually, its more a mix of fusty unwashed clothes and B.O.

We've asked my bosses wife to have a word with her about it, but I don't think she will. It's so fucking awkward.

I mean, how the fuck do you approach that shit with someone?

If I was closer to her, it wouldn't be such a problem. Like, at home with friends or with my bro I'd just say "go take a shower you smelly fuck". But I can't really say that to a work colleague.


Anyone ever been in a similar situation?

I work in construction with smelly fucks, but they all dudes. Good luck. I thought it was just understood that all Brit bitches stunk like shit.

how does someone not smell themselves? I don't get it. She's an adult, she should shower every day and wash her clothes. She's such a tramp.

Just tell her one on one. In the end she will be grateful, I suppose. If not she will avoid you, forever.... Problem solved as well.

You're boss should have a talk with her it's bullshit that he hasn't yet. It's not that great working in an open office environment to begin with, but when you have to deal with stank, that's just awful.

Now, not to sound racist or anything. But we hired one black person, and dude smells like shit too. Of course this guy isn't even qualified, and i'm confident he was hired just because he was black. So he does some meaningless bullshit and is on the other side of the building. I think it's his cloths, but i'm with you Louie. Fuckers should be able to smell themselves.

Thankfully this fucker doesn't sit in the same office as me, so it's cool. Funny guy, just stinks like a turd.

Edit: I'd fire them if they kept coming in smelling bad. I just hate smelly people.

annon sticky note:


"you smell mufuaka, everybody is talking about u but is too embarrassed to tell you ,take a fukin shower"

or just leave a box of washing powder ,some soap and some underarm on her table.....lol.

we had a kid in college who STANK.

After months of it I could take no more and hung a toilet rim block thing under his desk.

SEE. Those are the lengths I go to rather than actually telling the person.


Today, the girl in work stinks worse than ever. I can safely assume she hasn't showered or worn clean clothing all week.

id just leave her a little polite note, its hard not to offend but its gotta be done, sign it anonymous.

Man you either tell her straight up or don't. I'd rather stink than be a coward like that. She's probably got some mental issues. If you want to speak to her you may have to keep that in mind. It's not easy for some of these kids, a lot of of us may love to be 19 again but those are tough times mentally for a lot of kids.

19 isn't a kid just realizing they smell..that's a grown up.

What happened louie? Does she still smell like dog turds?